Cooking takes time to learn, but what actually turns one from amateur to professional is drinking, because it removes self-doubt from your head and replaces it with pure audacity. When you’re intoxicated, and it’s late, and your tummy is yearning for something celestial, pure audacity is exactly what you require. It’s not cooking skills, nor recipes that will make your midnight meals actually satisfactory – it’s drinking.

Recipes are like training wheels; they help you with balance but are really only for chumps. A true Ker-plunked chef does not follow recipes. Instead, they arrive at their masterpiece guided exclusively by the ebb and flow of the universe, and needless to say, some liquid courage. Timing and fixings aren’t what make a meal actually superb, it’s the aplomb with which you create it.

But you have to begin someplace, with at least some kind of vision. Here are the 10 finest dainty templates which will hopefully inspire the child culinary artist that’s within your drunken self. Drink and gorge without shame, oh discombobulated one.

10. Grilled Chocolate Sandwiches



Martha Stewart, for an inside trader, you’re alright in our books – notably, after you’ve given us the recipe to make broiled chocolate sandwiches. This is a recipe for when you can’t determine between having desert or a grilled cheese sandwich.


-2 big eggs
-2 tbsps of milk
-4 thick slices of Italian or challah bread
-4 oz of semi sweet chocolate that is thin
-2 tablespoons of unsalted butter
-Confectioner’s sugar (if you want to get fancy)
Cooking instructions:

-Whisk the eggs and milk together.
-Form two sandwiches with chocolate and the bread.
-In a large frying pan, heat the butter until it’s melted.
-Fry both sandwiches in the skillet. Flip them, and sometimes press them down.

-(Elective) Dust with confectioner’s sugar.

  • 10 Simple Recipes You Could Make While Drunk10 Simple Recipes You Could Make While Drunk I say probably because I wouldn’t want to encourage being drunk in an environment surrounded by gas fires and kitchen knives. I'm a chef that is pretty cluttered, not surprisingly. And I […]
  • 12 Extreme Foods and Drinks Made With Real Gold12 Extreme Foods and Drinks Made With Real Gold We all have heard the saying “put your money where your mouth is” but the purveyors of these foods and drinks are determined to get it done for us. Each and every item on this particular […]
  • 10 “Diet Foods” That Are Actually Making You Fat10 “Diet Foods” That Are Actually Making You Fat So you’ve been working your butt off at the gym but you can’t appear to shake off the weight. You’ve eliminated all the junk food and replaced it with healthier alternatives but you don’t […]
  • 15 International Menu Items We Wish Were In The U.S.15 International Menu Items We Wish Were In The U.S. When traveling to a brand new part of the world, it’s pretty common to immerse oneself in a culture that is new and try new things. A big part of traveling is trying new cuisine that […]
  • All The Outrageous Food They Eat On Game of ThronesAll The Outrageous Food They Eat On Game of Thrones Whether you're reading George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series, or viewing its popular HBO version, Game of Thrones, you will discover that food plays a big part in the major […]
  • 10 of The Worlds Greatest Aphrodisiacs10 of The Worlds Greatest Aphrodisiacs For many people, two things dominate the head, so it’s no wonder they go together. Food and sex are strongly linked - meals that are romantic, let’s not forget that scene from Nine and a […]
  • 12 Weirdest Foods From Around the World12 Weirdest Foods From Around the World Every region of the planet has its local produce and cuisine that adds flavor and dash to the culture. Among the great treats of international travel is the opportunity to try some of […]
  • Delicious Canadian Cuisine You Need To TryDelicious Canadian Cuisine You Need To Try Few recipes exist that are wholly unique to Canada. With the landscape originally settled by British and French colonists, and lived on by indigenous peoples before that, much of their […]